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Rats on rats on rats

So we had a little rodent problem at our apartment and a friend of mine decided to turn my traumatic experience into his writing assignment for class. Here is his sonnet:

Rid

At last your spindly legs have taken flight

From within my troubled walls you haunted so.

Your quick departure I shall dare not fight,

I cannot say I’m sad to see you go.

For weeks your scurried steps were all I heard,

Your presence felt just inches from my bed.

I put down traps to which you would be lured

And hoped and prayed that you would end up dead.

You lived, and so the exterminator came

To rid me of your vermin self at last.

Your lungs the gas so wonderfully did maim;

At last I’m free from you infernal pest.

Yet what’s that crawling in the ceiling that I hear?

Baby rats! My God, my biggest fear…

(via cityyandcolour)

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart (then Jon Leibowitz) as a young College of William & Mary student moshing at a Dead Kennedys show at Casablanca in Richmond, VA, c. 1982.

Photo by Irish Willis Peele.

[gawker.]

Oh my gosh this is perfect.

thedailywhat:

Taco Bell For Breakfast of the Day: Taco Bell will begin offering breakfast foods in select locations from a new menu called “FirstMeal.”

Ten Western states will take part in the initial roll-out, which will involve the introduction of a variety of breakfast burritos and wraps. A partnership with Cinnabon means you now have another place to get your Cinnabon on.

Locations in Eastern states are expected to start serving breakfast in 2013. Taco Bell will also test the addition of breakfast items to their late-night menu later this year.

[eater / abcnews.]

I once accidentally did this to my dog. Sorry, Nappy.

(via dafuckgeo)

I always chicken out.

If James Franco can do everything, so can I.

President Obama yelling at Presidential Candidates after they do nothing to stop the booing of gay soldiers.

(Source: gerardthehomosexual, via fuckyeahhappy)

hahahaha thank you for that.

Reality: 1. Ashley:0.

Reading article after article about how worthless it is to even apply to your dream job is so disheartening and depressing. I don’t know whether to cry or just puke all over the computer. The future makes me so nervous sometimes. I’m also a huge pussy, so yeah.