February 2012
30 posts
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Feb 28th
586 notes
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Officially applied to THE dream job.
Here goes nothin’…
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
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Double fisting an endless cup of hot tea and a water bottle of Emergen-C. Writing the most important paper of my college career. I will have this paper done by the end of tomorrow at the latest. Initiating Franco mode.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson
Feb 24th
9 notes
4 tags
Feb 24th
222 notes
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Feb 23rd
2 notes
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Feb 22nd
8,313 notes
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Feb 22nd
1,871 notes
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We interrupt your timeline to bring you this...
Feb 22nd
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“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the...”
– Mark Twain
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
298 notes
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Feb 19th
1,095 notes
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Spring break is booked. I’ve never done the whole “OMG spring break bitchezzzz” trip. And this certainly will not be it. But I’m not one to complain about a free week in Lido Key. And after everything this quarter, I think I deserve it. Uh yeah, I think after four years I’ve earned this one.
Feb 17th
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Feb 14th
21 notes
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I’m going to have to start referring to my school by my ex-boyfriend’s name because all it does is screw me over. 13 more weeks. oh, and happy Anna Howard Shaw day.
Feb 14th
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Feb 11th
2 notes
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Feb 10th
3,205 notes
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Feb 8th
2 notes
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Feb 8th
6,318 notes
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Feb 5th
14,176 notes
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Feb 5th
44 notes
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Feb 4th
25 notes
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Feb 3rd
458 notes
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All these papers are killing meeeee. Who wants to be a hero and bring me caffeine a beer right now?
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
January 2012
40 posts
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I think having a crush might be more work than having an actual relationship. 
Jan 31st
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BREAKING: Paul Brittain Leaving SNL Immediately |... →
popculturebrain: A source close to the actor tells EW that Brittain “had the opportunity to pursue other projects, and he and the show parted ways amicably.”
Jan 31st
408 notes
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Jan 31st
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Wait. Why am I not Lizzy Caplan?
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
171 notes
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Rats on rats on rats
So we had a little rodent problem at our apartment and a friend of mine decided to turn my traumatic experience into his writing assignment for class. Here is his sonnet: Rid At last your spindly legs have taken flight From within my troubled walls you haunted so. Your quick departure I shall dare not fight, I cannot say I’m sad to see you go. For weeks your scurried steps were all I...
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
285 notes
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
5,474 notes
I always chicken out.
Jan 26th
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If James Franco can do everything, so can I.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
77,811 notes
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Jan 23rd
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Reality: 1. Ashley:0.
Reading article after article about how worthless it is to even apply to your dream job is so disheartening and depressing. I don’t know whether to cry or just puke all over the computer. The future makes me so nervous sometimes. I’m also a huge pussy, so yeah.
Jan 22nd
7 tags
Jan 22nd
228 notes
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Jan 22nd
99 notes
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Jan 21st
7 notes
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Jan 21st
2,014 notes
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Jan 20th
835 notes